Are you kidding me? A twenty-foot-tall rat-zilla that can't be stopped? I mean, where's a thing like that gonna hide?

Monroe

Look, whatever kind of family you have, reality is relative. You know? Normal is just the middle of the mess.

Monroe

Monroe: You might want to think about a change in venue.
Nick: You mean move.
Monroe: I mean get the hell outta here!

I think we should get out of here before someone tries to paint over *us*.

Monroe

Rosalee: I swear to God, if I have to cut up another body for a potion...
Monroe: ...or heal the captain one more time?
Rosalee: Let's drink to something.
Monroe: To something. [They clink their wineglasses.]

Renard: I can't believe they shot me with rubber bullets.
Rosalee: Well, we had to make whatever was inside you think he was really dying, otherwise he might not have left you.
Monroe: And if it really was Jack the Ripper, he was from the 1800s, so he would have known about guns, but not rubber bullets. So, he would've thought he was really getting shot.
Renard: I *was* really getting shot. Those things hurt.

Monroe: We have to put on a show.
Nick: We may have to shoot him.

Rosalee: Now all we have to do is get Juliette to take it.
Monroe: That would be a snap, 'cause, you know, the last time she took something we gave her, boy, that worked out like gangbusters!

Did she say anything along the lines of, like, "Sorry, I didn't mean to beat up folks I never met before"?

Monroe

Monroe: It's just... time.
Rosalee: What?
Monroe: We never know how much we're gonna have.

Rosalee: Are Nick and Juliette coming over?
Monroe: No... more like Nick and Hank.
Rosalee: Well, that didn't take long.

So there's actually a reason for fruitcake!

Monroe

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank