Nick: I don't think we're looking for eyeglasses.
Monroe: That's good, because I can never find mine.

Monroe: My family hunted here for like hundreds of years!
Nick: And when you say 'hunted,' you mean...?
Monroe: Oh! Lots of stuff...

Nick [on Monroe's uncle, an antiquarian]: He's a Blutbaden?
Monroe: More of a book-baden.

It's just so weird that you slept with both of them while the were each other! Relationships are difficult enough without getting into that sort of bizarre arithmetic.

Monroe [on Nick, Juliette, and Adalind]

I think it's kinda homey, in a post apocalyptic, neo-industrial, steampunk chic kinda way.

Monroe [about Nick's new paint factory house]

They are sucking the Kool-Aid fountain dry!

Don't worry. I can be as good a brainwashed zombie-headed zealot as anybody.

Xavier: They were gonna kill me! What was I supposed to do?
Monroe: How about telling us the truth?!

Nick: I though Xavier was your friend!
Monroe: He was!
Renard: They got to him.
Wu: Well, now they're getting to *us*!

Xavier: [about Nick] You guys really trust him that much?
Monroe: You think we'd be here if we didn't?

Are you kidding me? A twenty-foot-tall rat-zilla that can't be stopped? I mean, where's a thing like that gonna hide?

Look, whatever kind of family you have, reality is relative. You know? Normal is just the middle of the mess.

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank