Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSFavorite Ellie Torres Quotes
Ellie: So Jules, what are we doing?
Jules: Besides cake and wine, I got nothing.
Please, you don't know what it's like to be married to a super sensitive guy. I call them senszies.
Jules, he's an evil genius. He's Keyser Soze.
(to Laurie) You look like you put your make-up in the floor and roll around in it.
Jules: What are you doing to me?
Ellie: I'm winding you up like a toy robot and letting you go.
Ellie: Sweetie, you need big Joe?
Jules: He'll never leave.
Trav: What's going on?
Ellie: You're Uncle Joe is dead, but you're allowed to start drinking.
Trav: Sounds like a plan.
Jules: What did he just say?
Laurie: Got me!
Ellie: Razzle dazzle.
Thanksgiving is not a sexy holiday.
Ellie: I want red.
Jules: No no white wine has less alcohol.
Grayson: Ohhh...thinking wine.
Bye Grayson. Pageant wave.
Jules: I would like some of that fancy wine.
Ellie: Do it Wayne.
Jules: Oh no! I brought my own glass. It's big Carl. Fill em up.