Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSEllie Torres Quotes
Bobby's a very nurturing bitch.
I call that rippin' on D-bags with Ellie.
Ellie: I need a drink.
Grayson: Tough day?
Ellie: No, why?
Oh I'll take one. I just want to see what date it was so I know not to come.
Talking like a douche is not helping your case.
Call your not stupid wife.
I don't remember taking any hallucinogenic drugs, but why else would I be seeing you in my house?
I did not watch Chapstick, but I did watch him to leave.
Ellie: Stan is a major handful.
Laurie: Bitch please, one of my brother's thought he was a pitbull.
Laurie: Highway to the lady zone, what what.
Ellie: Highway indeed.
Ellie: We're at a public event this is not the place for ear sex and a full body rub down.
Laurie: All you do is take me granted.
What’s the fun of having a yard sale if we can’t mock the low life's that shop there?