Jessica: Don't worry Louis, money isn't everything.
Emery: Acting?
Jessica: Acting.

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• Added: November 29, 2019

Honestly Mom, I'm surprised you're not more on board with acting. It's basically manipulation.

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• Added: November 29, 2019

Eddie: I'll cut ya! Headbutt ya! (rapping)
Emery: Mom! Eddie's rapping at my always-there bear.
Eddie: Did they give you that pin for narcing?

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• Added: March 04, 2015

Jessica: Come on, I'll show you the Miller house. Let me just get my kids. Come on! Marco!
Evan and Emery: Polo!

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• Added: February 24, 2015

Evan: When I grow up I want my specialty to be homemade pickles.
Emery: That’s new for you
Evan: I was gonna tell you
Emery: No it’s fine. I guess I’ll just have to share a bunk bed with a total stranger (walks off in a huff)

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• Added: February 24, 2015

Emery: Why can't we stay on the couch
Jessica: Because then your aunt and uncle will know that we don't have enough bedrooms [sighs] and they must never know that.

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• Added: February 11, 2015

Emory: No, a rain cloud is good
Jessica: What are you, a farmer?

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• Added: February 04, 2015