Emily: You know that A is always one step ahead of us.
Spencer: Yeah, maybe he...she...it...bitch is.

Aria: How did you figure this out?
Emily: Please. I've been watching Wheel of Fortune since I was three.

Emily: I'd think you would think homecoming is lame.
Toby: It is pretty lame. But you're not.

You what to know what I think? I think you're lucky that we're not beating the crap out of you.

Emily: How am I supposed to live in that house?
Aria: Just hang out on the second floor.
Spencer: And wear underwear at all times.

Spencer: Do you need to take another shower?
Emily: I think five is enough.

Three against one, A wins.

Toby: Notice how much we keep saying "sorry" to each other.
Emily: Sorry.

There's this thing called a double date, and it's what you do with your friends when you can actually be seen in public with the person you're going out with.

Emily: Coincidences happen.
Spencer: Yeah, all the time. They grow on trees like coconuts just waiting for you to walk under them.

Hanna: Is this a gay thing?
Emily: No. It's a brain thing.

Hanna: You don't think her ear is in here do you?
Emily: That's a big box for an ear.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Emily: A's a terrorist, that's what she wants: To make us worry

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer