Eric "E" Murphy Quotes
Eric: That's quite an entrance, Ari.
Ari: It's nothing compared to what I'm gonna do to this kraut director!
Drama: It's either you or me, and if it's me, I'm going in blazing!
Ari: Alan is dead... The joy of me losing was too much for his angry little heart.
Eric: So what now?
Ari: Well, now I go home to the family cause I realize life is short. And tomorrow we're gonna see how alive Vinnie is. Listen, be well!
Eric: Ah, I'm feeling real confident now Ari...
Ari: Your physical appearance has left you no reason to ever feel confident.
Turtle: You guys think I could sell myself to old broads for cash?
Eric: Yeah, if they had vision problems
Eric: In my next life I wish I could come back as you!
Ari: Wish I could return the complement, E, but I'd rather come back as one of Michael Vick's dogs
Ari: We could be at Villa tonight.
Eric: What are you gonna do at Villa?
Ari: The only thing I can do E, find a nice image to whack off to.
Eric: Oh boom, now it's Ed Norton's home run you jerk off.
Ari: Well, did they sell the script, you cunt face?
Eric: Not yet, dick head.
Ari: Well than it's still free you overpaid undersized bitch
Eric: Vince needs a job, Ari.
Ari: I understand that Eric, but you need to understand that you are the reason he doesn't have one. Vince needs a studio movie, not an Indie! So don't waste my fucking time with the possibility that maybe Ed Norton might read or may not read some fucking script that may or may not be good because some half ass agent who couldn't carry my sperm sample likes it, ok!?
Ari [picking up the phone]: WHAT?
Eric: Oh, that's a nice greeting the Miller Gold Agency's got going on there, Ari.
Ari: Yeah, well listen, if I knew it was you it would have been a lot worse, What!?
Eric: You're calling to apologize?
Ari: I'm calling to tell you that I blame you for every bad thing that's ever happened to Vince, and every bad thing that ever could happen to him for the rest of his life. You're the unfucking lucky charm, you hear me? You should never utter the words "I found a good script", cause you have no idea what a good fucking script looks like.
Eric: Come on Ari, I'm calling as a friend, all right? I need your help. It's a really good script, can you help me?
Ari: Yes, I can E. Lloyd! Get the number for UCLA Extension so Eric can take a course of finally learning how the movie business works.
Eric: I wanna sell their script, I need an agent to do that.
Ari: Try the Yellow Pages.
