Eric Taylor Quotes
Right here, right now, God has placed you to do what you do best. Go all the way.
Coach
Julie: What happened to you?
Eric: I was defending your mother's honor.
Julie: With your face?
Eric: How are things with Matt?
Julie: What does this have to do with you?
Eric: What does this have to do with me? I'm your father, that's what it has to do with me.
"Your daughter, in all her infinite wisdom, informed Matt Saracen I took the job at TMU."
"The kind of pregnant when you have a baby?"
Coach Taylor: [to Matt] I don't want you resting on your laurels, you understand me?
Jason: You don't have any laurels, Saracen.
Coach: Not a damn one.
They've even got some top-notch ballet-ers!
[to Julie] We did think about you... Austin's an arty kind of town ... you're arty?
All the other parents have picked up their perps, why can't we pick up ours?
Coach Taylor
Julie Taylor: Matt has me at quarterback in the Powderpuff game and I have to go.
Coach Eric Taylor: Matt Saracen’s got you at quarterback? Wait honey. Hey, come here. What do you mean he’s got you at quarterback?
What the hell, you want a hug or something? Get out of here.
[about Julie] At least she's not interested in some serial killer... or one of the Riggins'.
