Evan Lawson Quotes
Hank: Look, if you like her [Tess], then ask her out.
Evan: Did she tell you to tell me that?
Hank: Yes, by my locker, before homeroom.
Hank: Relax, I wasn't making a move.
Evan: 'Making a move?' You actually just said that?
Hank: I've been out of the game.
Evan: For how long, since the sinking of the Lusitania?
Hank: Well, I'm ready to leave.
Divya: We just got here.
Evan: You know what? I'm actually with Hank on this one. The average age here is dead.
Evan: So we agree to disagree?
Hank: Like we always do.
Hank: What's with the Johnny Cash fashion tribute?
Evan: I'm in mourning.
You're more than a genius man.
I'm not going home, he's coming back guaranteed.
Anyone else dropping by? Some huddled masses? Fagin's band of street urchins?
Divya: Tell her it won't take long.
Evan: (in very bad Italian) The clock, it will not last long.
Evan: I love ya.
Hank: Like you.
April: For the first time in my life, I may actually be in love with a guy and you want me to just relay that info to him through his half-nude, number-crunching, little brother? It's just a bit awkward, don't you think?
Evan: I think... Yeah, that would be a hundred percent socially unacceptable.
Note to self, become a doctor.
