In America, dudes don't ask other dudes to be friends. Except on Facebook. But even then it can take years.

I don't buy that. I don't think any one decision makes your life unless you accidentally invent some kind of zombie virus or something.

Wait, this is the moment in those romantic comedies where I kiss you.

Hey Jesse did you order scrambled eggs? Last time I checked you liked them served on people's heads

“Hey Jesse! Whatcha order scrambled eggs? I mean I know you usually like them served on people’s heads!”

Dude that rocks, it's like gay Braveheart!

Finn: Break a leg.
Rachel: Last time we were here you told me you loved me.

Finn: What about after we win Nationals?
Will: I'll buy the sparkling cider.

Kurt's been blackmailing me every since he saw m browser history.

Rachel: I've never even had a drink.
Finn: Seriously? No wonder I never got past second base.

Finn: It's not emotional or good or...
Rachel: It sucks.
Finn: Yeah.

Finn: There's nothing going on between me and Rachel.
Quinn: All I know is that when I don't catch you staring at me... you're staring at her.

Glee Quotes

We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?

Blaine

Quinn always was a genius slapper.

Santana