Scandal
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCFitzgerald "Fitz" Grant Quotes
Fitz: Girls like Zoey aren't just being ignored by the justice system, they're being ignored by the press.
Curtis: So you're saying the media's to blame for these girls going missing?
Fitz: No, Curtis. I'm saying the media's to blame for them staying missing, and for the fact that the only reason Zoey's picture is on TV tonight is because a rich, white guy is sitting next to her mother right now.
Fitz: You do not yell at me in this office.
Susan: Where do I yell at you? Take me to the place where I yell at you. I want to go there because I am not done.
Cyrus has me. Cyrus wins again.
Olivia: The fish rots from the head.
Fitz: What?
Olivia: Your boys in the Secret Service, they’re taking their cues from you because you’re the head of the fish. Reckless, negligent, selfish. You’re letting things get out of hand and your boys are following. What kind of example are you setting for the people who work for you, who follow you, for the country? For your son?
Do not tell me what I have to do. You don’t get to do that anymore.
Fitz [to Olivia]
Fitz: Fitz. We should at least be on a first-name basis because if I have to tell you about my sex life that officially makes you my closest friend in the world. Fitz.
Abby: Okay.
Fitz: Why are you so obsessed with my personal life?
Abby: Because your personal life is my professional life.
I need to put in a request to get laid?
Fitz [to Abby]
Jake: You're working. You seem good.
Fitz: What? Did you think you'd find me drunk and playing Russian Roulette with the nuclear codes?
Fitz: I hate that you're always right.
Olivia: Me too.
Fitz: I was unavailable. You liked me unavailable.
Olivia: I don't know you available.
Susan: Oh! You want me to put my foot in my mouth!
Fitz: Yes, Susan. I do.
Susan: Well, why didn't you say so!?
