It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXFrank Reynolds Quotes
Oh yeah, I remember that now.
Frank: A cowboy and a teacher walk into a store..
Charlie: Well that doesn’t make any sense. Cowboys hate teachers, they’re independent thinkers!
Frank: So, what could we talk about?
Mac: A Creatin shit!
if we could get in some pleasant banter and punctuate it with some witty jokes, we could be set.
I need an Advil, a roll of duct tape, a pack of peanuts, and four beers.
They say I can't drink on a plane. They say I can't bang on a plane. They say I can't be a doctor!? A pilot?!
Flight Attendant: You've drank 14 beers.
Frank: You don't know that!
Flight Attendant: It's written on your shirt.
Frank: You don't think I'm a pilot?
Flight Attendant: I don't think you're a doctor.
Dennis: How many sleeping pills did you give that kid?
Frank: I don't know? 7? 12?
Dee: Dennis, you don't want to go anywhere near a court. How many bench warrants for sexual misconduct do you have? Yeah, and Frank, how many unregistered guns do you have in your car right now?
Frank: A lot.
Mac: I'm gonna smash this (vase of flowers) over their goddam heads!
Dennis: Yes, Mac! Yes! I'm gonna blast them with this fire extinguisher!
Charlie: Okay, I'll toss hot soup in their faces.
Frank: I'm gonna pinch their dicks with this lobster.
Frank: Thanks for coming. A little overdressed.
Dee: You said it was a classy affair, Frank
Frank: It was 'til you showed up.
Dee: You bitch!
Frank: Where are your 101 Dalmatians tonight?
