Duck and cover Bill.

I like hummus, it's all one color and it's soft.

Rachel, I always say what's on my mind and you should learn from me.

Follow the bug! Follow the bug! Back it up. Back it up.

The cab driver deserves a big tip.

Rachel: Gary, we're gonna have to run.
Gary: No, we just ate you're not supposed to run after you ate.
Rachel: Please Gary.
Gary: It's a medical fact!

Gary: DCIS, we ask the questions.
Cop: Where'd you get that?
Gary: I told you we ask the questions, respect the badge.

Yeah Bill, I keep saying that. You need to work on your listening skills.

Gary: I told you it was there, I'm a good partner.
Bill: Yes, you are a good partner.

I was already arrested today.

You tell us. Respect the badge.

Hey Cameron, you're up in my grill. You gotta get out of my grill.

Alphas Quotes

If I fix it, I can get to drive the car.


Take this ticket and eat it. Take the carbon copy too.