Jonathan: Oh my God, what the hell happened to your lip? You were stung by a bee?
George: Yes. A bee with herpes.

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• Added: September 28, 2009

Nobody's really loved for themselves. Are they? I mean, all love is projection.

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• Added: September 28, 2009

Ray: You mind if I smoke pot in here?
George: Can I have some?

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• Added: September 16, 2009

Men face reality. Women don't. That why men need to drink.

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• Added: September 16, 2009