CRISTINA: "Are you gonna dish?"
GEORGE: "No. Leave me alone."
CRISTINA: "Then quit whining."
PRESTON: "You're not being nice."
CRISTINA: "He's being pathetic."
GEORGE: " Just leave me alone!"
[pause]
PRESTON: "Man, O'Malley, what did Grey do to you?"

CRISTINA: "This is the women's restroom."
GEORGE: "Burke told me to do whatever it takes."
CRISTINA: "Ow, ow, you're touching me."
GEORGE: "Give it to me!"
CRISTINA: "That's my breast."
GEORGE: "Give me the cap!"
CRISTINA: "That's my breast."

PRESTON: [to George] "You want in on Foote?"
GEORGE: "Yes, but I'm on neuro today with Dr. Shepherd." [runs off]
CRISTINA: "Uh, hello? I want in. I want in!
PRESTON: [pauses] "Oh. Yeah. Sure."
CRISTINA: "Burke, I laid on top of you naked last night, so why don't you wax nostalgic about that?"

MEREDITH: "You got married?"
GEORGE: "Yeah, I did. It was- I know it was implusive."
MEREDITH: "Was it good-impulsive or Meredith-impulsive? Because if it was Meredith-impulsive, maybe I could help get you out of it."
GEORGE: "No. It's a good thing. But thanks for the back-up."
MEREDITH: "You're welcome. Congratulations George."

MIRANDA: "Do not kick me!"
GEORGE: "Excuse me?"
MIRANDA: "Are you kicking me under the table, O'Malley?"
GEORGE: "No..."
MIRANDA: "Than clearly I wasn't talking to you." [looks down at her stomach] "You cannot kick me when I am doing my job. Thank you."

MEREDITH: [to Derek] "I am a sink with an open drain, and anything you say runs straight out." [storms off]
GEORGE: "She probably could have used a better metaphor."
IZZIE: "Give her a break, she's got a hangover."

GEORGE: "Noelle was born with two uteruses. Uteri."
ADDISON: "Uteruses."
GEORGE: "Uteruses."

GEORGE: "Uh, Dr. Bailey... you're having a baby."
MIRANDA: "I'm holding it in. I'll have him tomorrow. Just not now, not like this. No. [crying] I'm going home! I'm going home right now! I can't. I can't do this without my husband, I can't do this alone."

CRISTINA: [about Preston] "He's seen me naked a thousand times."
GEORGE: "Bad! Bad images in my head!"

GEORGE: "By the way, uh ... Sorry you had to see that little scene earlier."
PATIENT: "Oh, you mean the talk with the girl who isn't your girlfriend about the girl who you'd like to be your girlfriend?"
GEORGE: "Yeah."
PATIENT: "So is it true? Do you like this Meredith?"
GEORGE: [pauses] "I love her."
PATIENT: [smiles] "Sometimes, no matter how much you love someone, they just can't love you back in the same way. Believe me, son. Living with a woman who can't love you back? Way lonelier than being alone."

HANK: "Is, uh, Izzie Stevens..."
CRISTINA: "You must be Hank... he's very large and hockey-like. No, Izzie's not here right now."
GEORGE: "You and Izzie will give birth to very tall blonde people. Kind of like Barbies."
HANK: "Izzie said she was going to be at home, she didn't say there was gonna be a party."
MEREDITH: "Which pisses both of us off. Would you like some tequila? It helps."
HANK: "When do you think she’s gonna get here?"
MEREDITH: "Don’t know. But we’re low on ice, Hank."
HANK: "I’m serious."
MEREDITH: "So am I. We’re interns, Hank. Hospital owns us. It’s what we do."
HANK: [leaves]
GEORGE: "Bye."
MEREDITH: "Nice to meet you."

GEORGE: "She doesn’t hear me."
IZZIE: "What?"
GEORGE: "She doesn’t even hear me when I talk."
IZZIE: "She will if you make her."
GEORGE: [pauses] "You fed the beast didn’t you?"
Izzie: [smiles] "Twice."

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey