Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular George O'Malley Quotes
ALEX: "O'Malley, you are a pathetic excuse for a man."
GEORGE: "Excuse me?"
ALEX: "You heard me. You're like a whiny little girl.
MEREDITH: "Alex!"
ALEX: [to Meredith] "You know why he's not speaking to you, because he's not over you."
ALEX: [to George] So you got laid and it went badly. A man would move on. But you? You mope around like a dog that likes to get kicked. You make me sick. If it wouldn’t get me thrown out of the program, I'd smash your pathetic little face right into that locker."
GEORGE: [to Calli Torres] "Hi. I didn’t call. I should have called. I just…" [Calli walks off]
GEORGE: [calls her on the phone]
CALLI: "Hello?"
GEORGE: "Hi, this is George O'Malley calling. You gave me your phone number. I should have called sooner, I know, but I'm calling now and I just wanted to know if... maybe you wanted to go out with me sometime. Because I love to watch you set bones. And I rarely spend that much time in a woman's restroom and... I really like you. So... is that a yes?"
CALLI: [nods]
CRISTINA: "This is great. No blood, no guts, no lives to save. It's dead quiet..."
IZZIE: "Cristina!?"
MIRANDA: "Yang, did you really just say that?"
CRISTINA: "Say what?"
GEORGE: "The 'q' word."
IZZIE: "That's like saying 'Macbeth' in the theater."
CRISTINA: "Oh please. You think because someone says its quiet that it will mean…"
CRISTINA: "This is the women's restroom."
GEORGE: "Burke told me to do whatever it takes."
CRISTINA: "Ow, ow, you're touching me."
GEORGE: "Give it to me!"
CRISTINA: "That's my breast."
GEORGE: "Give me the cap!"
CRISTINA: "That's my breast."
GEORGE: "Why is he suturing his own face?"
CRISTINA: "To turn me on..."
ALEX: "Because he's Mark Sloan. The guy is like the go-to plastic surgeon on the east coast."
GEORGE: "That’s the guy Addison was sleeping with."
IZZIE: "Can you really blame her?"
CRISTINA: "No, not really."
GEORGE: "Yes, you can."
MEREDITH: "Well McSexy wants an X-ray to check for fractures and I think it’s a bad idea if I go with him."
GEORGE: "Why?"
ALEX: "I'm on it."
GEORGE: "Why is that a bad idea?"
CRISTINA: "McSexy?"
MEREDITH: "That's not right."
IZZIE: "McYummy?"
CRISTINA: "Mmm... no."
MEREDITH: "McSteamy."
CRISTINA: "There it is!"
IZZIE: "Yup."
GEORGE: "Allow me to choke back some McVomit."
GEORGE: "Hey... how do I look today? Would you say that I look nice?"
IZZIE: "Well, you could use a little more lip gloss, but yes, other than that you’re very pretty."
GEORGE: "You're mean."
IZZIE: "Sorry. You look fine."
GEORGE: "Seriously, how’s my breath?"
IZZIE: "George, would you just go talk to her?"
GEORGE: "She doesn’t hear me."
IZZIE: "What?"
GEORGE: "She doesn’t even hear me when I talk."
IZZIE: "She will if you make her."
GEORGE: [pauses] "You fed the beast didn’t you?"
Izzie: [smiles] "Twice."
[to Meredith] "Hi. I... I know I'm not a world-renowned surgeon, and... I know I'm not a lot of things you've gone for in the past. I know that. But... I would never leave you. I would never hurt you. And I will never stop loving you."
MIRANDA: [to the interns] "I've been gone for two weeks. Two weeks and you ran off two residents? I've got people phoning me at home, screaming, telling me my interns are a bunch of Rosemary's Babies. Nobody wants you! Do you think I have time for this? I'm pregnant. I'm supposed to be on bed rest. I'm supposed to be growing a human being. I'm supposed to be calm. Do I look calm? Did I raise you fools to be pariahs?"
GEORGE: [hugs her] "You're back."
MIRANDA: "I'm not back."
GEORGE: "You're not?"
MIRANDA: "Get off me."
GEORGE: "Dr. Bailey?"
MIRANDA: "What?!"
GEORGE: "What do you want me to tell Dr. Montgomery Shepherd when she answers her page?"
MIRANDA: [watches her water break] "You can tell her my contractions are 10 minutes apart and my water just broke all over your shoes!"
IZZIE: "Is it wrong that we're jealous? It's alright to be jealous, right?"
GEORGE: "The fact that we're jealous because they both might die is not a reflection of our character. It's about feeling useless."
IZZIE: "Ineffectual."
GEORGE: "We couldn't even get Meredith out of bed this morning without calling Cristina. How embarrassing is that?"
IZZIE: "You know what I think, George? I think Meredith and Cristina are doers."
GEORGE: "Right. They do. They're doers."
IZZIE: [sees Alex talking to a female employee] "They do. And we.... we watch. We're watchers. We have to become more proactive, George. We have to become doers."
GEORGE: "Fight for what we want."
IZZIE: "It's what we have to do."
GEORGE: "Yeah."
[Izzie gets up and leaves, George hurries after]
GEORGE: "Oh. You mean now. We're starting right now?"
MIRANDA: "O'Malley!"
GEORGE: "Yes, ma'am?"
MIRANDA: "Stop looking at my va-jay-jay!"
GEORGE: "Yes, ma'am."
[Referring to Meredith] "I saw her first!"
