Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCGeorge O'Malley Quotes
MIRANDA: "How many valve replacements have you performed in your life, Dr. O'Malley?"
GEORGE: "None."
MIRANDA: "None! And how many valve replacements do you think Dr. Hahn has performed?"
GEORGE: "That is my father!"
MIRANDA: "You're in that room as his son! You interns think you can do whatever you wanna do. Not anymore! Not with me! Which is why you are going to stay away! 50 feet away to be precise! You are going to remain 50 feet away from your father at all times today! And Dr. O'Malley, do not make me tell you again."
ALEX: "O'm calling it. It's mine."
GEORGE: "I have two brothers. I feel their pain."
IZZIE: "I would be great at watching this."
MIRANDA: "Zip it. All of you."
ALEX: "We're all on the case, right?"
MIRANDA: "Right."
GEORGE: "Yes!"
ALEX: "Awesome."
IZZIE: "Yang does something wrong and she gets rewarded. That's fair."
GEORGE: "Yeah."
MIRANDA: "If you thumb-suckers don't stop whining, I swear I won't show you what's behind this door. And trust me, you wanna see what's behind this door."
MR. O'MALLEY: "It's just that if things go wrong-"
GEORGE: "Dad!"
MR. O'MALLEY: "If things go wrong, the life insurance papers are in the second drawer in my nightstand, and my [pause] magazines are in the garage with the truck mags."
GEORGE: "Your magazines?"
MR. O'MALLEY: "Get 'em outta there so your Ma doesn't see them?"
GEORGE: "Magazines?!"
MR. O'MALLEY: "Hey Izzie! Honey, this is Izzie."
MRS. O'MALLEY: "Oh yeah, one of the girls that lives with Georgie... and some kind of set-up there."
MR. O'MALLEY: "It's not some kind of set-up. It's what they do these days. Men and women live together without being... you know, men and women. It's like a neural thing."
MRS. O'MALLEY: "So nothing sexual?"
GEORGE: "Mom!"
IZZIE: [laughs] "No, nothing sexual."
CRISTINA: "How's your Dad?"
GEORGE: "His surgery's today."
CRISTINA: "You have nothing to worry about.
GEORGE: "I'm not worried. Not anymore."
CRISTINA: "What do you mean by that?"
IZZIE: "Callie slept with Sloan?"
GEORGE: "I don't get you people."
MEREDITH: "Us, with the boobs? We make alot of bad decisions."
GEORGE: "Why aren't you bragging about decanutlating the heart?"
CRISTINA: "I didn't decanulate the heart."
IZZIE: "Izzie and Alex do not believe you."
MEREDITH: "Okay, what are you two doing?"
IZZIE: "Izzie and Alex have a patient who speaks about himself in the third person."
ALEX: "They thought it was annoying at first, but now they kinda like it."
GEORGE: "What are you doing?"
CALLIE: "I'm talking to your brothers!"
GEORGE: "You don't have to do that!"
CALLIE: "It's okay, I don't mind. I'm pretty sure Ronnie and Jerry both have a thing for me. I was gonna go with Jerry until he went all '1957 Bel Aire,' and I was like, 'Really?'"
GEORGE: "Thank you for trying to help out my family, but it's really not necessary."
CALLIE: "George, I'm kidding about your brothers. C'mon!"
GEORGE: "I'm serious! I can handle my family on my own. You broke up with me, remember?"
RONNIE: "That sounds dangerous, Is that dangerous?"
GEORGE: "No, it's not dangerous."
RONNIE: "Look, I didn't ask you, I asked the doctor."
JERRY: "Yeah, let the doctors speak, Georgey."
GEORGE: "White coat. Let's look at the white coat!"
GEORGE: "I don't see why I can't at least help with my dad's endoscopy!"
MIRANDA: "What part about no working with family do you not understand?"
GEORGE: "I'm not asking to do the procedure-"
MIRANDA: "Fine. Pick an intern. I'm being kind. You want an intern assigned to your Dad's case? Who do you want? Right now! Pick an intern!"
CRISTINA: "Your dad better get something interesting wrong with him real fast."
GEORGE: "You are sick. You are a sick, horrible person!"
