Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCGeorge O'Malley Quotes
GEORGE: "So... I'll see you at home then?"
MEREDITH: [pauses, smiles] "Yeah."
GEORGE: "Okay."
HUSBAND: "She's mad at you."
GEORGE: "Hi... I didn't know you were awake."
HUSBAND: "What'd you do?"
GEORGE: [pauses] "Has anyone talked to you about your wife? About whats happening?"
HUSBAND: "Whats happening. I can't really wrap my brain around whats happening. You know, I'm from here, and I go away to college and I come back married to this big-haired, drawling, southern girl. Everyone I know thinks I'm crazy, but I love her. I just love her. And whats happening is that my big-haired southern girl could be dying and I can't think about that. You know, I need to think about something else. Something that doesn't matter so much, something that doesn't have me burying my 22-year old wife and baby. So, so, what the hell did you do?"
GEORGE: "I believed my friend when she told me that Dr. Torres didn't wash her hands."
HUSBAND: "Well, I hope thats not true, seeing as she just performed surgery on me and all."
GEORGE: "Yeah."
IZZIE: "George! Hey."
GEORGE: "Hey."
IZZIE: [to Calli] "Oh, um... hi."
CALLI: "Hey."
GEORGE: "So, we spent the night at Calli's last night so we figured we'd, uh, spend the night here."
IZZIE: "Um, ok. So, you're back, just for tonight then?"
GEORGE: "Well, Calli's here for tonight. But, I dunno, it's my room. I pay rent."
IZZIE: [smiles] "Well, welcome home."
IZZIE: "George, don't do the whispering under your breath thing. If you’ve got something to say then just say it."
GEORGE: "Yeah, well, the last time you gave me that advice it went really well."
IZZIE: "You're seriously pissed at me because of because of what happened between you and Meredith?"
GEORGE: "No... yeah."
MIRANDA: "Go take care of Dr. Grey."
GEORGE: [hugs her] "Yes. Thank you. She needs a friend right now."
MIRANDA: [silence]
GEORGE: "Oh... her mother."
IZZIE: "I'm just curious, George. Curious George! Get it? Okay, nevermind. All I'm asking is, where do you live?"
GEORGE: "Listen to this, there's an old school arcade game that's been known to enduce seizures if you reach level 53!"
DIVORCE LAWYER PATIENT: "Any of you are looking to get out of a bad marriage?"
GEORGE & IZZIE: [smirking] "No."
DIVORCE LAWYER PATIENT: "Dr. Shepherd?"
DEREK: "Yes. No!"
PRESTON: [to George] "You want in on Foote?"
GEORGE: "Yes, but I'm on neuro today with Dr. Shepherd." [runs off]
CRISTINA: "Uh, hello? I want in. I want in!
PRESTON: [pauses] "Oh. Yeah. Sure."
CRISTINA: "Burke, I laid on top of you naked last night, so why don't you wax nostalgic about that?"
[to George] "What are you doing with Olivia? You're letting her think you're emotionally available. You're letting her think she has a chance. And there is nothing worse in the world than thinking you have a chance when you really don't."
MEREDITH
MEREDITH: [to Derek] "I am a sink with an open drain, and anything you say runs straight out." [storms off]
GEORGE: "She probably could have used a better metaphor."
IZZIE: "Give her a break, she's got a hangover."
MEREDITH: "Lip gloss. I wore my new lip gloss because my ex-boyfriend's wife looks like Isabella freaking Rossellini and I'm like, me. I'm trying to outdo her when she's the victim here. How crazy is that?"
GEORGE: "It's not that crazy, you know... smart. Lip gloss prevents chapped lips. You... was that ex-boyfriend?"
MEREDITH: "I am an evil mistress."
GEORGE: "But still... you look nice."
MEREDITH: "You're sleeping with someone?"
GEORGE: "What? You are? Who?"
CRISTINA: "What? Why is that such a shock? Even George managed to get some action."
GEORGE: "Um, Correction! George got some syph."
