Dr.: Did you saw it when I said he was guilty? She crumbled.
Gillian: She was taken by surprise
Dr.: Surprise my ass.

Gillian: You attacked that orderly, can you tell me what was going through you mind at the time?
Lightman: the Bridge of his nose.

Gillian: All people from this facility.
Lightman: So the Charlie she is scared of is in this place, killing people.

Gillian: I say he is a narcissist, and you make this about you?
Lightman: Oye, that reminds me I want a big wanky picture of myself to hang in my office.

Gillian: Your name really wheels?
Johnny: Your name legs?

Lightman: I will take care of the FBI.
Gillian: All you do is antagonize them. What this requires is a woman's touch, get lost.
Loker: What was that about?
Lightman: I was *never* here.

Gillian: Why did you keep me in the dark?
Lightman: It's cat and mouse, not cats.

Lightman: All I was trying to say in there was I want him on the street getting a life, not in there getting a latte.
Gillian: Why didn't you just tell him that then?
Lightman: And spoil all the fun?

Lightman: When you hear hooves...
Gillian: Think horses, not zebras.
Lightman: Either way, it's a stampede.

Eli: Lightman's going to chew her up and spit her out.
Gillian: Or maybe he'll choke.

Lightman: Emily has lost her virginity.
Gillian: Lost it?
Lightman: Well misplaced it, you know.
Gillian: Lost works, how do you know?

Emily: Maybe my dad is right; maybe I am not ready for this.
Gillian: Your dad is not always right.

Lie to Me Quotes

Weil: You haven't done enough muck-raking for one day?
Ria: Sir. We don't think you were doing anything sexual at that club, because, I believe this escort, Melissa, who you paid for time with-
Weil: What about her?
Ria: She's your daughter.

Gillian: Do you still have that note, that I brought you? I want it for my office.
Cal: (handing over the note) You really are a pack rat.
Gillian: You could have just told me what this was for.
Cal: No. You're a terrible liar.
Gillian: Normal people think that's a good thing.