Gob Bluth Quotes
A horde. That's the minimum. They don't come in anything less than a horde.
Michael: Didn't you already try locking Tony Wonder in his trick?â€¨
Gob: Yeah, but that wasn't for revenge, that was just on spec.
Gob: I met someone. I can't really give you any information, kinda famous-y.
â€¨Michael: Well, I also met someone, also famous-y, can't give you any information. â€¨
Gob: Is it Julie Bowen?â€¨Michael: No, it's not. Is yours Julie Bowen?
â€¨Gob: Is yours Julie Bowen? Oh my god, Michael, you're seeing Julie Bowen?
â€¨Michael: I am not seeing Julie Bowen, but if you are, you tell me right now.
â€¨Gob: I want to hear you say the words, "I'm not seeing Julie Bowen."
â€¨Michael: I have not seen Julie Bowen.â€¨
Gob: Well, that's a funny way to phrase it.
This Jesus character, he was shredded!
Yea, me and Blank are getting the ol' Christian magic act back together.
Nice plant, Ann.
This heat just makes me want guac.
Tobias: Well, you look like I feel.
Lucille: "We yelled at you to leave.
Buster: But then you whispered 'Don't pull out.'
Gob: (sobbing) You came for me, Michael ... or should I say Robot!
Michael: Why? 'Cause I'm not crying?
Gob: Michael, maybe you don't have enough RAM to understand this, but there is such thing as brotherly love. (Sees Buster) ... What is he doing here?
The real problem is she keeps saying God is going to show me a sign, the ... something of my ways ... wisdom?
Michael: What the hell is going on? Nellie is not a, uh, uh, a prostitute.
Gob: Of course, she is. Oh, but I can see where the misunderstanding is. You didn't know. (yelling to Nellie in the background) Maybe we can give him a family discount!
Michael: Family discount is right, Gob. This is the sister I've been talking about.
Gob: Maybe I should have been getting a family rate ... (breaking down) Oh, my God.