Grace: We don't need to spend so much time alone. It's only gonna make us wanna have sex.
Jack: I'm always gonna wanna have sex with you.

What in the hell is she doing here?

Oh now I get it, you're taking down the wallpaper in my kitchen because you wanna have sex with my mother!

Let me guess- you're settling for oral sex and other things when what you really want is a real relationship.

Grace: I can't really talk right now.
Adrian: Yeah you can, Amy and Ricky eloped!

I was just questioning who I am and I just took it too far.

I think we should do it!

I just don't believe in the whole happily ever after thing with you.

Kathleen: And I'm sorry, two adults sneaking around to make out is hilarious.
George: Or genius.

I can't believe he was telling us not to have sex and he was having sex with someone other than my mother.

Grace: You wanna have sex?
Jack: I'll be right over.

You know, I've really been thinking, I think my life went downhill after we had sex.