Grace: Sometimes I think you like being helpless.
Rigsby: OK fine, don't relax. Break the window with your forehead and we'll all jump out and make a run for it.

Rigsby: And we're good with that, killing the boss?
Van Pelt: I am.
Cho: Yeah.

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Haffner: I was hired by Visualize to protect Parkman from Frost.
Grace: Bang up job.

Wayne: I'm sorry it's not the fairy tale you dreamed of.
Grace: I'll take the real thing any day.

Grace: You ruined a girl's wedding.
Jane: Yes and I lack the putty to spackle those emotional wounds that's why I'm calling you.

Rigsby: Was I snoring again?
Grace: I thought it was a low flying jet.

Grace: How's the boss?
Jane: Awake and cranky.

Rigsby: Tupperware's never handy. It's always in the wrong drawer.
Van Pelt: And when you do find it the lid's always missing.

Rigsby: Why hide something in Tupperware?
Lisbon: I don't know. Keep it fresh.
Van Pelt: Nothing stays fresh for nine years.

What's wrong with wanting to be the most powerful version of you you can be?

I'll tell if you steal one.

Teresa: Women can strangle people.
Grace: Believe me I know I could.

The Mentalist Quotes

Do you enjoy this, Agent Lisbon? Wasting your time.

Volker

Years from now when you tell Henry this story how will it go? Did the three of you take an evil killer off the street or did you play it safe? Is Henry's birthright going to be one of proud bravery or sensible caution. Tough call.

Patrick Jane