If you quit now, you're going to miss the best part. Payback.

I'm starting to enjoy shooting people. Got ya.

Could have been worse. I could have married him.

You see evil everywhere.


Grace: (to Rigsby) Be yourself.
Cho: Yeah, don't do that.

I hate the internet.

Van Pelt: I hate clowns.
Lisbon: Get in line.

Tiffany wants you to call her back - to tell you that you've been a very bad boy.

Rigsby: I love you.
Van Pelt: I love you.

Van Pelt: We're on duty -
Rigsby: I know, it would be totally wrong.

Trying to hide the truth chips away at your spirit.

Lisbon: You are taking over the McAdoo interview.
Van Pelt: I'm totally ready for that. I can get him to confess to this.
Lisbon: Yeah. Maybe. Main thing is you keep him there long enough for us to search his car. Be friendly. He thinks he is a player. He'll live it up.
Van Pelt: What do you mean, "be friendly"?
Lisbon: Need a map?

The Mentalist Quotes

Jane: That is a very lovely dress - great color.
Heather: Thank you I am Heather Evans.

Cho: You didn't steal jewelery from her?
Natalie: Please. She dresses like a Mormon call girl. I wouldn't wear her jewelery if you paid me.