Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCGrant Ward Quotes
Ward: She wasn’t level 7 sir?
Coulson: She was a cellist, second chair. Portland Symphony; saw her play whenever I was in town. Ever see a beautiful woman play the cello?
Ward: nun-uh.
Coulson: It’s something else.
I’m just saying this could easy go sideways. The last time we saw this guy he was a raging homicidal manic [Mike walks up] He’s standing right behind me, isn’t he?
Ward: You’re right, he’s Asgardian.
Coulson: Good thing. That would have been awfully embarrassing.
I know you would have jumped out of the plane to save Simmons, and she knows that too.
Ward: How attached are you to your pinky?
Fitz: Very, very attached.
Ward: Are you familiar with the term slam and cram?
Fitz: No and I don't think I want to be.
I wanted it to be a person. Some super powered psychopath. Someone I could hurt. Someone I could punish. That I could do. What I can't do is protect you guys from stuff I can't even see or understand.
Skye: I don't want to ruin the moment, but I'm going to have to respond with G4. Say it Ward. Say it.
Ward: You sank my battleship.
May: Bus to short bus.
Ward: Go for short bus.
Coulson: Next time I'll decide what we call ourselves, ok.
Coulson: Have you seen Skye?
Ward: Not since weapons training.
Coulson: She stop saying bang when she pulls the trigger?
Ward: Mostly. Now if she can just learn the difference between the safety release and the magazine release, we will be making real progress.
Ward: I know Director Fury felt he owes you after you scarified yourself.
Coulson: And my card collection.
Ward: And the attackers?
Coulson: Invisible.
Skye: Wait Invisible? So cool, but terrible.
