Jules: Good morning! I've been up for hours
Grayson: I had eggs for breakfast
Jules: What?
Grayson: Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were sharing incredibly boring facts about each other

Jules: When a 40-something guy gets divorced, it's always: "Way to go, Tiger!"
Grayson: We don't call each other Tiger. It's always Champ, or Samurai.

Cougar Town Quotes

Heads up tiny eyes. Once you go Andy all the rest is blandy.

Ellie

Drums and guitar, you're so lucky.

Travis