Lucas: Hey. Look, I hope you don't feel too 'slided by the set-up.
Haley: To be honest, I kinda expected it from you guys, you being you and Lindsey. Your hearts are in the right place. You picked the right person to spend the rest of your life with, Luke.
Lucas: So did you.

Carrie: I need to get my stuff.
Haley: It's in the garage. Boxes are marked 'whore.'

Haley: It's a simple question Nathan. Did you kiss her?
Nathan: No, but she kissed me.

[to Peyton] The last time I was trapped in the school was the shooting. You know why Lindsay and I got so close? She was editing Lucas' book, and I still wasn't sure about her, 'cause I was rooting for Lucas to be with my friend Peyton, or maybe even Brooke. Anyway, she was working on the chapter about the shooting, and she said to me "I want this to be Lucas's best writing. The best he has in him, because Peyton deserves it. Jimmy and Keith deserve it, and that day deserves it." We've been friends ever since.

Haley: Peyton you don't know what you're talking about!
Peyton: It's fine Haley, daddy's gonna make everything better for the little rich girl who got everything she ever wanted!
Lindsey: He's dead, alright Peyton? He's dead. He died two years ago from cancer but not until he couldn't walk or talk or even recognize me, does that make you happy? Does that make you feel better? That his death is with me everyday, that I was the one was had to turn of the ventilator because my mother was too destroyed to do it. You wanna hear the sound he made to before he took that last breath. Oh cause I can still hear it, exactly how it sounded. Does that make you happy? Are you glad that my life isn't perfect ?
Peyton: [shocked] Lindsey, I-
Lindsey: I used to admire the Peyton from the book, she seemed so noble, kind. I wish you were here Peyton, that version of you. What happened to her?

Peyton: We all wanna get the hell out of here, okay? Don't yell at me.
Haley: Calm down. God.
Brooke: Just no mushroom.
Peyton: There,it's ordered. Are we all happy now?
Brooke: What did we get?
Peyton: No mushroom, Brooke. Okay? No mush, no room, no mushroom!

Haley: What's going on? What are you talking about?
Peyton: Brooke's gonna call Owen, her new bartender crush to get us out.
Brooke: I am not. It's too soon.
Haley: Brooke, we're gonna miss the game.
Brooke: I don't wanna call him. It violates all the rules of dating. And yet, I'm gonna look like a desperate. He has to do us a favor and then he can make fun of me for it.
Haley: Oh my god.
Brooke: Fine. I will call him. But if he does not sleep with me after this, it is your fault. All of you.

Peyton: Okay, so tell me again, what happened?
Haley: We walked in and Bitch-toria was there waiting.

Peyton: I'm really sorry about Jason.
Haley: It's okay. I've worked with self-centered musicians before. Chris Keller ring a bell.
Peyton: Only his own.
Haley: Ha. Ha. Ha.

Lindsay: Lucas tell you he wrote all night?
Haley: No, I thought he's been blocked.
Lindsay: Guess he got inspired.
Haley: Oh, that's good. Isn't it?
Lindsay: Yeah. Yeah, as editor I'm thrilled obviously but as his girlfriend I can't help but notice the timing.
Haley: Oh, you're talking about Peyton coming back?

I think I'm realizing that I can't help everybody, and still somehow feel responsible. I don't know why I keep trying.

Haley

Haley: What is this?
Nathan: It's the beginning.
Haley: Of what?
Nathan: Of the way it's going to be from now on. I know it's going to take a lot more than dinner, but I figure it's a start right?
Haley: I missed you.

One Tree Hill Quotes

I found my other half.

Julian

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.