Hank Moody Quotes
Abby: I think I'm actually seeing some of that Hank Moody mojo up close and personal.
Hank: Is my dong out?
It looks like a button on a fur coat. Well look on the bright side Charlie, it may be short but it's thin.
Where's you cock? Oh I see it, it's right under your clit.
It's true I am kind of retarded, but I'm also kind of amazing.
Should I be worried? He does seem dangerously cool. Kind of like a young Lando Calrissian, with a dream.
Hank: Sensible and trusting, that's me in a nutshell.
Abby: How high are you right now?
Hank: Significantly.
Are you guys really sisters or is this kind of like some white stripes deal?
I got a date with my dong and some hotel pornography, the good stuff too, penetration and everything.
I was just putting my thoughts in order when I was rudely interrupted by the ill affects of self-medicating.
Honey, I didn't mean to force moisture from your face.
Sasha: How do I look?
Hank: Good enough to shit on.
Hank: Probably not the best idea for me to get involved with the actress who is going to play the girl that I raped, allegedly.
Sasha: I get what you're saying, but that doesn't mean I don't want one or more of your fingers in my vagina right now.
