Hanna: It's almost impossible to date a man when you're much more successful.
Peter: And snobby.

You're going 15 miles outside of Malibu, not Kandahar.

I think Peter's mom likes you.

Who would make art out of toe nail clippings?

Hanna: You delivered Carter Lang to Franklin and Bash?
Karp: Oh, come on. He wasn't wearing a sign that said litigious scumbag millionaire.

Franklin & Bash Quotes

See that's a talent, sounding like a total asshole even when you're supposedly saying something sincere.

Franklin

"Sorry, sorry. Jean Claude Van Damme marathon last night. Unavoidable.

Franklin