I can't go around without a phone. That's like going around without a brain or shoes.

Mona: Which one of you girls is best at hiding the truth from someone who's close to you?
Spencer, Hanna, and Emily: Her!
Aria: Wow, thanks guys.

I am thinking! This is me thinking! And molting!

Caleb: I've got a hotspot in my pocket.
Hanna: Yeah, I know, but what does that have to do with computers?

Ashley: Can we talk about the elephant in the room?
Hanna: Kate is not an elephant; she's a snake and she's going to my school.

God! Why isn't anyone allowed to have a damn secret?

Spencer, stop giving us orders. We're not your winged monkeys.

Hanna: Any sense of boobs?
Spencer: Hanna!
Hanna: What? It could be a clue.

Oh God! I look like a demented creamsicle.

Hanna: You don't think her ear is in here do you?
Emily: That's a big box for an ear.

Hanna: You are not starved! You just had a whole bowl of jellybeans.
Mona: They were complimentary.

Ashley: Hanna, compassion.
Hanna: I have it, just not in the morning.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

B is for bad.

Spencer

Emily: You know that A is always one step ahead of us.
Spencer: Yeah, maybe he...she...it...bitch is.