Ashley: Your father and I have a long history. We used to laugh. A lot.
Hanna: I must have missed that part.

Jenna is at the top of our A-list.

Fool me once? Shame on you. Fool my best friend? You're dead meat.

I went to fat camp for five summers. I can handle some woods.

Hanna: You're my best friend.
Mona: We were best friends. Now, you're just someone I used to hang out with.

Hanna: I need to ask you guys something, and be totally honest with me: Is one side of my face fatter than the other?

I think you're the one who needs a trip to Oz. See if the Wizard can find you a heart.

Don't you want someone real? Someone you can scratch and sniff?

Aria: I've not looking for anyone more than a friend.
Hanna: Don't you have enough on Facebook?

Spencer, you do not need to know any more big words. You're already scary enough to anyone under 50.

Lucas: I didn't mean to invade your personal... skin.
Hanna: It's okay. The Leprosy cleared up.

Spencer: You stole sunglasses? From who?
Hanna: Not from a person. From a store. God, I have some class.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

So send me an "I-told-you-so" card when you get back to Austria.

Aria

I smell dead people.

Hanna