It's like a really bad rom-com that's, like, too obvious and not funny.

I have to get back to the house or everyone's boobs are gonna explode. OK!

Adam: Thanks for stopping by kid.
Hannah: Thank you for stopping by...but maybe don't call me kid anymore.

Letting go doesn't come very naturally to me.

I'm the same person I was when he loved me. In fact I'm an arguably better person because I went away and figured out what I want.

Nope you didn't break any rules except maybe the rule of common fucking decency Adam.

Adam: Sorry I know this is fucking weird, but if I knew you were coming home-
Hannah: What? You wouldn't have had a girlfriend?

I think you should talk to the rest of the class, because they put me in a box and now I'm suffocating.

Why don't we not workshop my apology? I think it takes us down a dangerous road, workshopping each other's emotions.

Your whole story is like a winky face emoji followed by a poop emoji.

Hannah: I love you so much. I hate everyone that isn't you.
Elijah: Me too. I've been saying that for years!

Hey mommy can I ask you a question? Is it normal when you get to a new place to think about suicide for the first time ever?

Girls Quotes

I got it! I got the part in "White Men Can't Jump" the fucking musical spectacular, you feckless whores! Hannah, I will see you at home tomorrow roughly around noon when I'm done partying this out. Eat a dick!

Elijah

Okay, I need this to stop. Because A) it's fucking revolving, and B) every time you say "nipple," a fairy dies.

Hannah [to Marnie]