The Originals
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Elijah: How was your day?
Hayley: Killer.
Rebekah: Used by the witches, lied to by Marcel, manipulated by Elijah, threatened by Klaus. She's like a modern day casket girl.
Hayley: Are you talking about Davina or yourself?
Rebekah: Does it matter? Either way us girls have got to stick together.
All knocked up and nowhere to go.
Elijah: Would you like some help?
Hayley: You might need to use all your vampire strength.
You must be the all-powerful super-witch Davina. And let's not forget Josh, newbie vampire way out of his element voted most likely to die next.
Rebekah, all my life I've wanted to know who my real family was and just as I find out that they're out there in the bayou, Klaus orders them killed. You want to help me? Help my people.
Hayley: Why are you trying to put together your family when it's so clear that one part of it is broken?
Elijah: The definition of the word broken suggests that something can be fixed.
[to Elijah] So you're having weird, retro sex dreams. Get over it. I'm staying.
Hayley: Remind me to annihilate your brother once you're healthy.
Elijah: Yes, remind me to remind you to get in line.
[to Elijah] Don't for a second compare yourself to Klaus.
Elijah: In the thousand years that we have been together my brother has committed numerous unspeakable acts. But then again so has Rebekah. So have I.
Hayley: So did I the last time I was in Cabo.
Elijah: Forgive me. Thought you were in danger. It appears I was mistaken.
Hayley: You will not believe the crap day that I'm having.
