A national geographic show is happening...I don't think right now is the time for a man to man....


You guys gotta get in here! Marlowe’s water just broke!

Henry: What kind of idiot drives down a public pathway?!
Shawn: Hey, that's my dad. HEY DAD!

That's a pretty lame movie of the week you're writing.

Oh, please. I'm all about touching---respectfully.

Guster, I will choke you out!

Did you consider going Costanza?

Henry: Give me one good reason I shouldn't punch you in the face.
Lloyd: Glass jaw, winning smile?

Shawn, how long have you been obsessed with this man.

Shawn: It's so much bigger than mine.
Henry: It's yours, kid.

Henry: Keep going and I'm gonna rip your heart out, and that's an organ you need.
Gus: Actually, that's a muscle.
Henry: Whatever.

Henry: You do know they are going to go and investigate this case without you.
Shawn: Psh, I know.

Psych Quotes

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.