Justin: I don't want flan, I'll get fat
Hilda: Honey, you're a boy, it doesn't matter if you're fat or not

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• Added: October 13, 2008

[after Ignacio awkwardly walks into Betty's to see a naked coach...]
Hilda: papi what are you doing here?
Dad: I came to protect Betty, install some locks
Coach: What'd you get, Sleigh locks?
Dad: No, Quickset
Coach: Oh those are good

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• Added: October 10, 2008

Betty: I'm not gonna let you turn my apartment to in a sex den..
Hilda: It's not about sex, it's about love
Betty: Fine, some love den..
Hilda: If it was just that we could do it in the backseat of his car

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• Added: October 10, 2008