The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXHomer Simpson Quotes
Marge: Homer, you have to stop dropping your pants for everyone who claims they're a doctor.
Homer: Fine.
Wow, this place is completely alien, but everything's in English, just like Canada!
Homer: Look at all these knobs and buttons. They're clearly a superior race. Maybe that means they'll be nice to us.
Lisa: You mean like Europeans were to the Native Americans or the Belgians were to The Congo?
Homer: That's right, pick the only two times in history where things got messy.
What the? This isn't Halloween.
Thank you magical creatures of the mall! You have all taught me a Christmas message I'll never forget. The place to get drunk is at home.
You're all right stupid Flanders, you're all right.
Homer: Yeah, but doesn't the money go to schools?
Apu: You have been to our schools, what do you think?
Homer: Well good luck assembling all those toys without me!
Patty: We already did it!
Homer: Ah! The ghost of Marge future!
Homer: What I feel is envy.
Lisa: Wow! He's right.
Bart: What's a game show?
Homer: Something you make sketches about.
I want his fame and fortune so much. Why must the lords of rock be so cruel?
Oh, what kind of erotic asphyxia?
