Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCIzzie Stevens Quotes
CRISTINA: "How do you treat pancreatic divisim?"
IZZIE: "Ugh, Cristina, if you're not gonna let me sleep you have to at least let me put coffee in my cup."
CRISTINA: "Okay, so go. No one's stopping you."
IZZIE: "I'm too tired to go."
GEORGE: "What is the strongest layer in the small bowel?"
IZZIE: "Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it…"
GEORGE: "It is... not... snot... "
IZZIE: "Submucosa!"
GEORGE: "Yes!"
CRISTINA: "Plates and little place cards? Ok, he’s turning into a girl."
IZZIE: "I think it’s sweet. He obviously cares about this stuff."
ALEX: "This white one tastes pretty good."
IZZIE: "I don’t know how we do this. I don’t know how we work together and be friends and act like it’s all okay."
GEORGE: "I... there’s a spot available at Mercy West. I called them."
IZZIE: "You’re gonna transfer to Mercy West?"
GEORGE: "I have to."
GEORGE: "If anything, I think it brings us closer together as friends."
IZZIE: "We're very impressive."
GEORGE: "I think we are."
MEREDITH: "Talk about divine retribution."
IZZIE: "What?"
MEREDITH: "He sleeps with his assistant, a carnivorous fish lodges itself in his penis, that's instant karma if I've ever seen it."
CRISTINA: "Well, Derek wasn't struck by lightning and neither were you."
MEREDITH: "Addison showed up, I had months of pain and self-loathing, crazy ranting mother and near drowning off the side of the dock, I mean, it's no fish in my ho-ho, but it's certainly not an easy ride."
CRISTINA: "Well, you know, I cheated on my boyfriends and I'm fine. I mean, am I the only one?"
JANE DOE: "I know this is going to sound terrible, but I’m not bad looking!"
MEREDITH: "I think beautiful’s the word you’re looking for."
IZZIE: "I was gonna say hot."
GEORGE: "I was too, but I think I would have gotten in trouble."
MIRANDA: "You would’ve."
"She’s here... my kid. And I’m supposed to go to pediatrics and meet her right now, and... I have thought about this moment, what I would look like, what I would say. But I thought I would be older, more together, more mature. I thought she would be older, and I never thought that she would be sick. Oh God, I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do. What do I do?"
MIRANDA: "When you see her, you’ll know what to do. It must be nice to know she has parents like this, that fight for her, think about what she wants, trying to make her happy, like you would. Doesn’t mean you don’t want that girl to want you."
IZZIE: "Yeah."
"Hannah. An 11 year old girl. That’s the private matter. She’s mine. Don’t. Don’t look at me. My mother wanted me to keep her, but I knew, even at 16 I knew, that baby deserved better than life at Chehalis Trailer Park."
"I can say Hail Marys until... until I turn into Mary, but I still miss you. Not the sex. It was not tragic, George. I will live without it... but I won't make it if you can't be my friend."
IZZIE: "Blows over? What does that even mean?"
GEORGE: "When Meredith and I... uh, eventually it blew over, the past."
IZZIE: "You mean the sad sex? The sad, tragic, depression inducing sex you had with Meredith is the same as what we-"
GEORGE: "I can't. Back off. Just for now... back off."
