Jack Donaghy Quotes
[on Geiss] We'd sit on his veranda talking about politics, business, how not to get paper cuts when making love on a pile of money.
Peacocks can live up to 40 years. Longer if they're not part of Mike Tyson's zoo.
Liz: I'm not gonna let this dress win. This morning I joined-
Jack: A suicide cult.
Liz: A gym.
Honestly, these immigrants have a tough life, no health care, and I kind of just thought he'd die before it became a thing.
In my defense, every April 22nd I honor Richard Nixon's death by getting drunk and making some unpopular decisions.
Avery: Sure, people in this restaurant might think you're my dad -
Jack: Or that you're my prostitute.
As my good friend and fox hunting partner Mary J. Blige would say 'No more drama.'
Typical liberal media. That's why I get all my news from Dick Cheney's web site, DickViews.com.
A female page? Don't worry, they disappear all the time.
I wasn't fishing, but thanks.
My guess is that this was done by Frank, the black one, and Lutz.
The New York Times doesn't have a reporter named Seymour Nips.
