Jack Donaghy Quotes
Jack: There's a lot of history in Studio 4C: To Catch A Predator, the XFL halftime show, storage for broken copiers.
Holding up one finger to get someone to be quiet? He invented that ... Geiss also invented the abrupt conversational segue. Okay, talk about your thing now.
With real estate there are no rules. It's like check-in at an Italian airport.
Lemon has a decision to make. She can either be crushed by me, or she can suck in her stomach and crawl back through the tiny hole I've left for her in the proverbial door.
Jack: Two questions: must I live by Superman's moral code and will the woman get older?
I didn't get a bathroom door that looks like a wall by being bad at business.
Liz: Sorry I'm not a robot!
Jack: We all are.
Jack: I say we hire the one who lives by the code of the robot: Care. Love. Live.
[on conference call] You think I didn't hear that? I can hear your hair growing on that thing.
I'm not a drug addict, I'm an executive with the General Electric corporation.
That's what I'm talking about, empathy. It's about as useless as the Winter Olympics ... This February on NBC.
I'm already not liking some of these people. It reminds me of being on the bus.
