Oh Dec, what the hell man? It smells terrible in here!

I don't know if she's screwing with me or she's in serious trouble.

I should have left months ago but you know, life gets in the way.

So how was your visit to the land of entitled teenagers?

Jack: You told me never to take dating advice from you.
Nolan: That was last week.

Nolan: What are frick and frack doing here?
Jack: Getting loaded.
Nolan: And laid by the look of it.

Revenge Quotes

Margaux: You're just like your father and mine. You do what you please and ask for forgiveness later. I need a man who doesn't make rash decisions.
Daniel: Really? Because you had that with Jack Porter and you needed more.

[to Aiden] Well, since you won't return my phone calls, I figured I'd use my Find a Former Friend app.

Nolan