Jackson: So, good show.
Lorelai Yeah! Alex, thank you for getting us those tickets.
Sookie: Great production value.
Jackson: Oh, amazing! I mean the way they do the lighting on these things!
Sookie: It's magical! It is magical.
Alex: This is the worst piece of crap I have ever seen.

Jackson: You wanna get another produce guy?
Sookie: Maybe I should!
Jackson: Well, go ahead!
Sookie: Don't tempt me!
Jackson: That's it, I am leaving.
Sookie: Go! And take the tendrils with you!
Jackson: Fine! See you tonight?
Sookie: I love you.
Lorelai: And it always ends with a hug.

I have got a sobbing pregnant woman at home, which is not unusual except this time I didn't cause it!

Sookie St. James: Not crying.
Lorelai Gilmore: Crying a little.
Sookie St. James: Crying a little, but not blubbering. That's what we meant when we said no crying. No blubbering.
Rory: Thank you, Mom: you are my guidepost for everything.
Sookie St. James: On the verge of blubbering here.
Jackson Belleville: Not doing too well myself.
Lorelai Gilmore: Not you, too.
Luke Danes: I'm blubbering. You're freaks!

Luke Danes: [about Jess' new car] He paid you for it, right?
Gypsy: Nothing's free at Gypsy's.
Luke Danes: And he paid cash?
Gypsy: Mostly twenties.
Luke Danes: Did you make sure Andrew Jackson was on the bills, not Alfred E. Neuman or someone?
Gypsy: Looked real to me.
Luke Danes: Well when he took the money out of wherever he had it, did a mask or a gun fall out?
Gypsy: No, but he was carrying it in a canvas bag with a big dollar sign on it.
Luke Danes: Really?
Gypsy: No.
Luke Danes: Good.
Gypsy: Guys are stupid.
Luke Danes: What?
Gypsy: You strip your gears, ride your brakes. And if we don't laugh after we make a joke, you think we're serious.
Jackson Belleville: [from off camera] I don't ride my brakes!

Jackson: I think we should get married.
Sookie: But - uh, but...
Jackson: Soon.
Sookie: Are you pregnant?

Jackson: Oh my god. This is a great lemon! Seriously, this is the best lemon I've ever tasted. Sookie, you have to try this lemon.
Sookie: Oh my god. This is a great lemon!
Lorelai:(to Jess) Jackson grows fruit... and then he scares people with it!

Sookie: I think I'll make grilled cheese.
Jackson: Sookie!
Sookie: Well, what if he doesn't like pot roast?
Jackson: Well, then he'll like the salad, the mashed potatoes, or the corn you're making with the pot roast!
Lorelai: Hey, Sookie, the food smells great!
Sookie: It should. We're gonna make this kid think he died and went to heaven!
Jackson: Or Henry VIII's house.

Jackson: So, I think I need to say this right now. I'm not ready for marriage.
Sookie: Okay.
Jackson: However, I'd be willing to move in.
Sookie: Move in where?
Jackson: Move in with you.
Sookie: (laughing) Jackson, you're hilarious!
Jackson: I am?
Sookie: (mocking him) I'll move in with you. (laughs) What a riot!
Jackson: Why are you laughing?
Sookie: (laughing) You're face! God, you're good. You are good.
Jackson: I wasn't joking.
Sookie: (laughing) Come on, let's go get some punch.
Jackson: Sookie, I'm serious, I'm moving in.
Sookie: (laughing) Jackson, stop, you're gonna give me a cramp!
Jackson: Sookie, get back here!

Yes, it is her real dad. He seems very nice, kinda a folkey, poppy, urban, gruffly look to him. And obviously there's some money mixed in there, cause he has a money nose and...
(Women coughs. Jackson turns around to see Christopher and Rory standing there)

Sookie: A zucchini tush?
Jackson: Just a temporary name.
Sookie: You want me to serve my customers a genetically engineered vegetable that's named after a butt?

Gilmore Girls Quotes

Dean: You said 'boyfriend'.
Rory: No! I just meant boyfriend in the sense that the whole defending me thing was very boyfriendy, but only in the broadest sense of the word, which doesn't even apply at all here.

(about breakups) I was thrown from a moving car once.