Aubrey: You know what they say, once a Ranger, always a Ranger.
Booth: That's not the Ranger's slogan, Aubrey.
Aubrey: Ah, I'm thinking of the Power Rangers.

A body, covered in acid. Yeah, that should help with the nausea.

Oh dear God, this is like spring break on bath salts.

Booth, go easy or he's going to stop making us snacks.

Sully: Tim Sullivan, former Special Agent, now professional sandwich maker.
Aubrey: Oh, you may be my new idol.

I already turned him in once, so it will be even easier the second time.

Aubrey: Jessica just thought that maybe it'd be a good idea if I went on a junk food cleanse. It's no big deal.
Booth: Go back to the donuts because that smells like monkey ass.

Unlike Booth, I am an equal opportunity accuser. See, I don't care about sex, age...just motive and opportunity.

Aubrey: Someone dumped a body in those woods.
Randy: Talk about littering.

You know what the nuns in Catholic school say causes blindness.

Socks, they're like social security numbers and diapers. They should only have one owner.

Aubrey: I've got a manly reputation to protect here.
Angela: Of course you do.

Bones Quotes

Elephants are gray Agent Booth, but not all gray things are elephants.

Sweets

[to Angela] I hate smart criminals.

Caroline

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones