Popular Detective Jane Rizzoli Quotes
Maura: You still have pain?
Jane: No, I just like saying ow.
Oh I like Byron, when anesthetized. Your turtle has a better bedside manner.
Maura: I just wish I knew what was causing that pain.
Jane: Again, I'm going with a 40 caliber bullet.
Taking a dirt path seems sort of, I don't know, unhealthy.
I can't remember the last time I had so much fun marinating in mud.
This reminds of the time I asked for a bunk bed and you surprised me with a pink canopy.
Jane: What's wrong?
Maura: Nothing.
Jane: Tell that to your face. It looks pretty bothered.
I'm not saying that we make her live in a refrigerator box. I'm just saying that she needs to be busy.
I'm not suggesting we're looking for a place that serves Flipper. I'm saying maybe there's a dolphin in the logo.
Maura: I just wanted to sleep with him. If only he didn't talk.
Jane: Or have a face licking fetish.
Jane: He's kind of like a bedbug.
Maura: Hard to eradicate.
Even you would look bad if a bullet had gone through you.
