Detective Jane Rizzoli Quotes
Take your VIP seats. Boston Homicide sits in the nose bleeds.
Jesse: Call me. I wouldn't mind be interrogated by you.
Jane: Heard that line. Like four million times.
The only thing Tommy does temporarily is stay out of trouble.
Maura: Chimpanzees do that.
Jane: Do what?
Maura: Grab their crotches. It's a sign of aggression.
Jane: Well, that was a long day.
Maura: Because it started yesterday.
Jane: I am never getting married or having children.
Maura: Do you think that can protect you?
Is it possible that he crushed her trachea with his foot?
Jane: He's kind of like a bedbug.
Maura: Hard to eradicate.
Maura: I just wanted to sleep with him. If only he didn't talk.
Jane: Or have a face licking fetish.
I'm not suggesting we're looking for a place that serves Flipper. I'm saying maybe there's a dolphin in the logo.
I'm not saying that we make her live in a refrigerator box. I'm just saying that she needs to be busy.
Jane: What's wrong?
Maura: Nothing.
Jane: Tell that to your face. It looks pretty bothered.
