True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOJason Stackhouse Quotes
Jess: We didn't do anything wrong.
Jason: You sure?
I might be parrot-phrasing a little.
Hoyt also said he came running out of the house with no pants on, so we need to get him pants.
You've reached Officer Jason Stackhouse. If this is an emergency, dial 911 and ask for me.
These Hot Shot f---ers are so dumb they can't even make a werepanther right.
I ain't never gonna forgive myself if I bite your head off.
Sometimes the right thing to do is the wrong thing. I know I did the right thing.
Everyone in this town ain't what they're supposed to be. So... you turn into a panther. I love you.
Jason: Could you not make me a rapist?
Crystal: I'm sorry!
Jason: What is it about you Crystal? Why do you make me feel this way?
Crystal: What way?
Jason: Like I'm home.
You got no right being in my head. That's... trespassing.
Sook, say something. You brain damaged?
