Jeff Winger Quotes
Is it Jean Claude van Overbite?
That's before he started using his name as a pun. It's making me so Changry.
Abed: Everyone be perfectly sincere. Humbugs are attracted to sarcasm.
Jeff: Wow. Somewhere out there Tim Burton just got a boner.
Abed: If I can find the meaning of Christmas, everything will go back to normal.
Jeff: Asterisk.
Troy: I just spent the last two years thinking that you guys knew more than me about life, and I just found out you guys are just as dumb as me.
Britta: Da doi.
Jeff: Yeah. Da doi.
Jeff: There's a place at Third and Water. It's fun, divey but not staph infection divey. It's either got a gross name, or an ironically fancy one. Possibly both.
Britta: Oh, The Ball Toom. Good.
Jeff: I'm proud of Annie. She took to deception like Abed took to Cougar Town.
Abed: It's good.
Annie: There's a conspiracy here. A dark, vast conspiracy that just may that go all the way to the top.
Jeff: This is Greendale, Annie. If there is a conspiracy, it goes to slightly above the middle.
You even work too hard at passive-aggression.
Looks like someone sent us a message. A tiny, underwhelming message.
That is gonna be the worst book I ever read cover to cover.
Jeff: Annie, relax.
Britta: No you relax Jeff! Or are you afraid that if you do, my pen will fall out?!
