Jeff Winger Quotes
I'm a teacher. Wait. That's worse than the truth. I'm a student
Is the Dean planning another ridiculous event, or is the Greendale hat club still struggling to be noteworthy?
She's a stripper. Life sued her and she lost.
DA used to call us The Litterbugs, we put so much trash back on the street.
Before I respond to that, I'll have to take an extra-strength vitamin duh."
Did the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants poison each other's food so they were too sick to leave? No. I've never seen it, but I'm pretty sure they mailed each other pants!
Did you say 'keytar'? Or did you just pronounce 'guitar' like a hillbilly
I know the family downstairs hates me. I don't need to understand why.
Jeff: There's no "Britta and Jeff."
Pierce: ... he said, fully erect.
And tell the drama club their tears will be real today.
I got a B on my nutrition final, and I am celebrating with pie and a dollop of whipped irony.
Abed: Do you know why I'm here?
Jeff: You got caught with a fake bachelor degrees by the way, they started using that as a mid season arc on Law and Order. Total rip off.
