Chang is a psychopathic wannabe warlord with an army of prepubescent thugs. He as living in the school's airvent system with a monkey!

You seemed smarter to me when I met you.

Dean Pelton: I'm inclined to agree with the man in uniform.
Jeff: Shocker.

Jeff: If it's any consolation, she got me here on a very misleading text message.
Annie: Technically, you are about to be screwed in the biology room.

Maybe after a long dark night, the sun is starting to rise at Greendale.

I just wanted to see what the deal is. And obviously the deal was he's a dirtball and Britta hates herself, voila.

So what Britta you're in love with a guy named after a kickboxing vampire movie?

No woman, none of us have to go to anyone. And the idea that we do is a mental illness we contracted from breath mint commercials and Sandra Bullock.
We can't keep going to each other until we learn to go to ourselves. Stop making our hatred of ourselves someone else's job and just stop hating ourselves.

I can't think of a better use of my time here than being unconscious.

Aviators. Final boarding call, Beefcake Airways.

Jeff: Do you even know what an analogy is:
Britta: It's a a thought... with another thought's hat on.

Oh please, not liking Glee club doesn't make us bullies and implying that is reverse bully-ism!

Community Quotes

Sensible night, appropriate night.
Snow on ground, left and right.
Round yon purchase of decorative things.
Tolerant rewrite of carols to sing.
Function with relative ease,
Function with relative ease.

Shirley [sung to the tune of "Silent Night"]

Annie: How much effort am I worth?
Jeff: I'd break a light sweat.