Yo-Yo: You won’t listen! I am in a nightmare, and I’m screaming at the top of my lungs and not one of you can hear me!
Simmons: We hear you!
Yo-Yo: But you won’t *listen*! You all saw what happened, and none of you will help me stop this! [turns to Mack] I’m alone. Even you, even you won’t help me.
Mack: No. You’re not alone. We’re in this with you, but you need to hold it together.
Yo-Yo: There’s nothing holding us together!
Mack: Yes, there is! HOPE! We never give up. We’re always held together by hope! So we cling to it, and we vote. We vote.

Fitz: What if all we have to do is not fail?
Simmons: That’s quite an audacious leap. Especially from someone who once believed time cannot be changed.
Fitz: Maybe it’s time to be audacious.

Aw. You two are adorable. I ship it. I really do.

Ruby [to FitzSimmons]

Fitz: I can’t choose anything over you, not even--
Simmons: Yeah. I feel the same way.

Fitz: I’m sorry you never got the honeymoon you dreamed of.
Simmons: Nonsense! I’m protecting England from evil robots with the man I love.

Simmons: I’m going to prove I can’t be killed.
Mack: What, you too, Simmons? Do you know how all of this sounds?
Simmons: Like science?
Mack: No. Sounds like you’re detached from reality.

Simmons: So you see what this means?
Fitz: Yeah, I do. It means that our daughter’s obviously gonna marry some belligerent space goon and she’s gonna give birth to a *Deke*!

Simmons: Sir, how are you feeling?
Coulson: The same way I was feeling before you knew anything was wrong with me. Thank you for asking, but please, stop asking.

Coulson: These things look roomier from the outside.
Mack: It’ll get us where we need to go.
May: Hey, could be worse.
Simmons: True. We could be enslaved by an alien sociopath in a dystopian future.
Mack: Or we could be trapped in a virtual reality fascist state.
Fitz: Or stuck at the bottom of the ocean.
Yo-Yo: Or stopping a crazy robot lady.
Simmons: Or falling out of a plane.
Mack: Fighting Daisy’s mom.
Coulson: Or fighting Daisy’s dad.
May: Or *dancing.*

Deke: The machine… uses the little piece to trigger the bigger piece through space?
Fitz: Yeah. Or time.
Simmons: It mirrors the harmonic resonant frequency of photons which can exist out of space-time.
Deke: Yeah, yeah, I hear you say words, but what do they mean?

Simmons [about the Zephyr]: Fitz! Your design really withstood the test of time!
Deke: Oh, you designed this? Man, I can’t imagine what it must have been like to fly.
Fitz: Technically, I’m the engineer, not the pilot.
Deke: Oh. [beat] Well, that’s still cool, I guess.

Simmons: You sure they can't follow us?
Deke: Oh, they can *definitely* follow us, it's just gonna take them awhile!

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Quotes

Hive: He was fond of you, Grant Ward.
Daisy: And I'm glad he's dead.

Simmons: You're not crazy!
Coulson: I live alone and make my own soap.
Simmons: It's quaint. Hipster, even!