Caroline: They look so cute together.
Damon: Don't talk. Please.

Caroline: Are you gonna kill me?
Damon: Hmm-mmm. But not yet.

Damon: What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped!
Caroline: You've gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't.
Damon: I miss Anne Rice. She was so on it.

I got the other brother. Hope you don't mind.

Caroline: Cocky much?
Damon: VERY much.

You and Stefan talked all night? There was no sloppy first kiss or touching of any kind?

Jenna

Jenna: His name is Stefan Salvatore. He's a Gemini and his favorite color is blue.
Bonnie: You got all that in one day?
Jenna: Please. I got all that between third and fourth period.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.