Caroline: How did I become the bad guy?
Klaus: Let me get you a drink. And I'll tell you all about being the bad guy.

You weren't supposed to let Damon weasel his way into your confused, newbie vampire heart.

You should write a book. Go on The View.

Caroline: This is wrong. A bunch of people died and we're having sex.
Tyler: If we stopped having sex every time somebody died in this town, we'd explode.

I need to go sanitize my mouth.

You're miraculously alive. We're fugitives on the run. All signs point to hot hybrid-vampire sex.

Tyler: We've gotta travel light. So what do you need?
Caroline: Just you. And maybe a curling iron.

Want some tea? Maybe some vodka? Both will help you sleep.

Since when does sire bond equal mover slave?

It doesn't matter how many times I dance with him. I love you.

I've watched The Bachelor. Fair is fair. It's Stefan's turn!

Elena: I didn't tell you that so you could torture me about it.
Caroline: What are friends for?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.