Not now, Ric. Tonight, I trade you for Senor Tequila.

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He needs to have more fun. Lose some of that emo thing.

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stefan: Elena and I are taking a pause.
Jenna: That's not what it sounded like this morning.

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So Elena is my sister's husband's brother's daughter and her mother is my boyfriend's deceased wife. You can't make that stuff up.

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Jenna: What the Hell?
John: Good morning to you, Jenna. Alaric.

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• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0